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sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion


as in 

without an ion

everyone needs to see this post i’m not sorry

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So Benedict says he wants to do Sherlock for another 15 years?


Wow! That’s like, 6 new episodes to look forward to.

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*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that

sexual pun or hannibal reference i can’t decide

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how that white girl get arrested if she blocked the FBI on twitter like that doesn’t make sense

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My guy friend trying to remember the name for sport bras (via iwillmindfuckyou)

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Combat bras


if u ever meet me in real life do me a favor and hug me for like 2 solid days ok I’m a very sad very cuddly person

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TMI Imagine


(_____= your name)

You’re walking down the streets of (major city in your country) and you see a boy about your age maybe a few years older, with tattoos in peculiar shapes up his arms and neck, you cant help but be reminded of the symbol on the front of the book that your friend is always reading, because of this you decide to follow the boy down the street, could he really be that obsessed with a book series enough to get tattoos?, This line of thought discontinued as the boy swings you around and pulls you into an alley, “Why can you see me?,” the boys asks calmly as a confused look contorts your face, “Should I not be able to?” the boy lets go of your arms and you rub them, ouch, you think, could he have grabbed you harder?, getting a good look at the boy, you realised that if he wanted to hurt you, he would, your small frame was no match for his tall, muscular one. “Of course you should,” the boy said, almost trying to cover his tracks, “I’m Jace”, looking at him now, he seemed extremely attractive, “Hi Jace, I’m _______ ,  I was just wondering what your tattoos were inspired by, they look familiar,” Jace gives a small smile, “they aren’t tattoos” staring at him with a questioning look you start to open your mouth, not quite understanding, “goodbye ______” and Jace walks coolly out of the alley, back into the street, and away from you.

My dad when he sees im reading Looking for Alaska


dad: i dont want to spoil anything but its just a little left of canada

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tom “i just can’t say no” hiddleston: actual circus bear

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my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations

*mic drop*

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